Thursday, June 29, 2006

Will the owner of this butt please stand up!



I received a mission yesterday from the SBO (Secret Brother Organization).
I was told that somewhere on the planet Uranus lies a secret weapon.
I was told that I must find the clues.

I was told in order to get to
Uranus I had to look at this picture to find the clues.
I was told that it was
IMPERATIVE that I look at this butt.
I was told "As always, should you or any of your Blogging IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Brother".

Then I had black smoke in my face.

What can I say, what couldn't I say I had to accept this mission although it was a difficult one. So I stared at the picture for a long time, and I couldn't help
but stare because the butt is a secret weapon of some kind. I wasn't given any specifics, but there were clues in the email. But there is one thing puzzling me, why does this butt look like some form of abstract art. I guess it doesn't matter ass (I meant as) long I can see that it's a nice butt, I can't tell if she is slightly bent over trying to flaunt one of her best assets, or if someone just cut the rest of her body out of the picture because they were just trying to check out the Derriere while taking the shot.

In any case I was getting away from the subject. I stared and stared and stared, until finally something hit me...
We have no way of reaching Uranus, let alone breathing and tolerating the cold (-360 Deg. F) So I gave up searching and just stared at the butt.

Hey Guys, Whose Butt am I looking at anyways...Uh Guys???


Ari
Chuck
Jodi
Omar
Stephaine
Rebecca

11 comments:

Stephaine said...
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Stephaine said...

That's asstronomical.

The Dark Lord Omz said...

don't forget stephaine! BWWAAHAHAHAHA....evil is afoot once again!

Jod{i} said...

we didnt leave anyone behind did we? I would feel like an ass if we did such a thang...
Hmmm rumpalicious? bootylicious? hee heee....

Judith said...

What hit you aside the head was an abstract piece of ass unlike any other! It's full, yet cracked in the middle, round, curvaceous, and mesmerizes all who stare at it too long. Ummm...you stared at it too long, Charles! :)

In The Judith-dom, the term "Badunkadunk" means, all those named Charles will be hypnotized and be forced to walk through the city naked! Mwaahhhaaaaa...

J~

redsneakz said...

Ha, too bad that THIS Charles lives in a town! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Bedazzzled1 said...

Hmmm. I was assked if I had read this entry, butt I wasn't sure what was going on. Sometimes I get a little behind.

It is a very funny post. Your humor is great.

I do have a question. How do you know that booty belongs to a female? ::grin::

Nikki Ü

EuroYank said...

Great Blog! Easy to read. Well written. Great colors!

X. Dell said...

Um, I'm wondering what was in that black smoke.

Ari said...

It's the butt of a goddess. Oh yes, it is.

Ari

Anonymous said...

Boom~chika~boom~boom.....
It's just~a~butt,
Twin peaks & Happy Cheeks,
I'm not sure...... it must be a bust~that we all love to lust!

Yeaaaaa, it's just~a~butt~

Mwaaaaaaa! J