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Today is a big day! For all of the fathers out there today, they will have breakfast in bed, dinner at restaurants, presents, and some TLC. It's a good day for fathers, but you know what, it's supposed to be a big day for me.
All of you fathers out there have robbed me of my birthday. This was supposed to be my day. Now I can't go out to any restaurants, because they will be packed. I probably won't be able to get a seat in a movie theatre either, unless I want to go see Garfield 2, which I don't. What do I do then, I guess I could go shopping, but if I have learned anything about holidays, its that there is always last minute shoppers. I swear if I hear, "are you buying this for your father" the cashier won't live to see tomorrow. If they are lucky I will do what the blogger formerly known as Mad Secretary suggested to me ( I think I may use this today Emily).
Seriously what do I plan to do on this father's birthday (which by the way happens every seven years)? I plan to buy a squirt gun and squirt every dad I see. That or buy a new MP3 player and a few movies. I really want a new car, a zoom lens for my camera, some new clothes, a new computer, and a winning lotto ticket for at least one million dollars. You think that's possible, probably not...
Anyways I'm 13 now, and I don't feel any younger. Did I say 13, I meant I am 31 now and I don't feel any older. I can't believe it. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd make it to 24. Being the age of 31 is a blessing. I was so depressed when I was a teen and I thought I would end up commiting suicide. I remember my 12 grade English teacher saying that a young black male is lucky to make to 24. Him and I had a heated discussion because I refused to believe his statistic. Then it wouldn't leave my head and it ended up embedded in my memory. I guess I am lucky huh.
I wanted to make this birthday a special one, but I have no idea what I can do, that the father's aren't doing.
Shopping it is!
Here is a video by Mondo Grosso featuring "You Know Who". If you don't know who I am talking about you should read my journal more. I feel it's kind of relative to "growing".
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7 comments:
::puts on Marilyn Monroe dress::
::taps Mic::
HAP - PY BIRTH-DAY to YOU... HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY
TO
YOU
HAP-PY BIRTHDAY MR CINISOUL.... (charles)
Hap-py
Birth-
day
to
::whispers while being over to show cleavage::
you...
::blows kiss::
Happy birthday charles,you almost
had me stating you were 13.
Smootches!
Happy birthday. You're still a young man :-)
Amen to that! Great post. I also picked up a few of the articles written by NASCAR dads on my blog. Not a dad myself, but have a great one!
Happy Birthday!
You really got kicked out of daycare?
J~
Thanx everyone for the birthday wishes.
Judith
yes I did get kicked out of daycare. I gave the kid a bloody nose. I didn't understand, and I didn't know why until a few years later on when my mother told me. The two people behind the fight (our "babysitters"), never got any trouble. I wonder how many other fights they started?
I dont know ya, but Happy belated Birthday :-)
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