Thursday, June 08, 2006

Without Even Trying


I have an amazing talent!

Apparently I can sit in a room 5 feet away you, while typing, move around on chair, get up and walk into kitchen and scare the crap out of you.

I could be sitting on a couch kiddy corner from you, get up and walk behind, touch you and scare the bejesus out of you.

I could be lying in my bed, with the urge to "GO". Get up out of my bed walk down my stairs, open my door, go into the bathroom, close the door, and freak you out.

I could be minding my own business, sitting at the computer surfing blogs, have someone come into the room I am in and be frighten from my prescence.

After a hard days work, I could unlock the house door, walk up the stairs, and give someone a heart attack.

Apparently no one can see or hear me. Its as if I am a Ghost or something, this would definitley give all the paranormal bloggers something to write about. But I am not a ghost.

So what am I...

"The Visible Sneaker" You can see and hear me coming and be afraid, be very afraid.

I'm not even trying to scare anyone! What's the deal?


redsneakz said...

It's even better when you don't try :-)

DesLily said...

I do that here to David all the time.. he never hears me walk down the stairs or thru the rooms into the kitchen when he is there and if I say one word he jumps sky high... then he curses LOL LOL

Ari said...

Developing your superpowers, eh?


Chris said...

Hey don't kid yourself, that is a great skill to have. In "Principles of Personal Defense", Jeff Cooper's first principle is Alertness and he says the following as a drill:

Make it a game. Everytime anyone is able to approach you from behind without your knowledge, mark down an X. Everytime you see anyone you know before he sees you, mark down an O. Keep the Os ahead of the Xs. A month with no Xs establishes the formation of correct habits.

oh yeah.....BOO! There's an X for ya.

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