Monday, December 05, 2005

Secret Sentence VI

Below, I wrote a journal entry and in my entry there are

Blue words in bold scattered throughout it. The object of the game is to form the correct sentence from the words that I have given you! I will be giving you a dummy word to make it a little more difficult. The people who guess correctly will be put in a drawing of sorts, and the winner gets to have a sentence of their choice in the next "Secret Sentence"! However, the winner cannot guess in the next "Secret Sentence" if they submit a sentence in. I'll post the answer at the end of the week!

Last weeks winner was redsneakz and I must say that this weeks sentence that he provided is going to be a toughie!

Secret Sentence VI: No Fairytails in the Ghetto

Like I said this one is a toughie so let me start out by saying the first part of the Sentence Mary Had a little Lamb. Hope this helps a little!

When I got off of work Friday, I came home and I decided to watch some of WWE Smackdown (yes I watch fake wrestling). I have watched it ever since I was a kid. I never hurt anyone because of it, wellllll maybe my life-sized Bozo The Clown Stuffed toy! Poor Bozo literally had the stuffing beat out of him. He lost an eye his nose, his insides, well at least he wasn't anatomically correct. My cousins also demolished him too.

I am getting away from what I was going to say. Friday night when I came home I sat down to watch Smackdown, because I hadn't watched it in a couple of weeks, and in those couple of weeks something very, very dramatic and devastating happened in the world of wrestling. Eddie Guerrero (Latino Heat) passed away from heart disease! I was shocked, and at first I wasn't sure, but when I heard Tazz talking about him in the "past tense", my heart started turning cold. I walked quickly downstairs and logged onto the internet and I searched for it and I saw it on AOL search pages. I felt so down, he was right up there with Hulk Hogan, Undertaker, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Edge as my favorites. One of my favorite matches that I saw Eddie in was between him and Edge. They were battling nearly at the top of a ladder, Eddie was on one side of the Ladder and Edge was on the other side. All of a sudden Eddie does this flip over the ladder and over Edges Back and power bombs Edge off of the ladder. That Brought cheers from the audience and It brought me off of the Edge of my bed and I was up jumping and screaming "Awe Shit" It was awesome, no one ever did what he did that night. Eddie was like non-stop, he was Latino Heat and that Triple Suplex was the Bomb. I am going to Miss the "Five Star Frog Splash" and "Lasso From El Paso", and The Low Riders with the hydraulics, and most of all, "We Lie We Cheat We Steal"! Eddie Guerrero was 38! Rest in Peace Latino Heat (Viva la Raza)!

My sister is due this month, though I was actually hoping that she was due on my brothers birthday (December 12th), but she is due on the 29th. It would have been so cool, considering that my cousin Chris was born on my Mom's Birthday (her first nephew). Sadly it's not meant to be! I wanted to buy something for the baby, but I think everyone at the baby shower had everything covered. Everything from a crib (well actually I think Chandra bought that herself) to a stroller (which is what I wanted to buy her). I feel like a lousy uncle, I can't even think of anything that the baby might need in the near future. Short of buying a years worth of baby formula that stuff is expensive and I think Wic has it covered) I am at a loss for ideas (Lightbulbs are welcomed).

I can only imagine when my nephew (I can't believe I am saying the words "My Nephew") grows up, I wonder if he is going to come up with a creative fib like me, although none of mines ever worked and if they it didn't matter, because my bottom would still end up hurting. I think the most creative one I thought up was "I was trying to bake something for you". I was actually just eating plain sugar! Someday I hope to be a father and watch our kids run around and play Tag or Hide and Seek like we did when we were kids. Shhhh, don't tell my sister, but I am hoping she has another, so the two of them can drive her nuts. Yes, but then again I think that is what my mother is wishing for us too. She used to always say, "I can't wait for you to grow up and have children of your own, so you can know how I feel." We weren't that bad were we???

I just hope they don't get trigger happy with there middle finger. I don't know if you can see it on that picture, but if you click here, you may see it a little better. When I was a kid, I was a brat and every once and awhile when someone made me mad I would stick my middle finger up. One day when I was outside at night with my cousins playing Hide and Seek I tripped on something and fell and sliced my middle finger wide open. You could see the inside of my flesh and tissue. I didn't get to the bone, but it sure as hell felt like it. Anyways, my Aunt Terri (I don't know why my mom didn't take me) drove me to St. Mary's Hospital's emergency center, all the way from the town of Marion. According to yahoo maps this takes about 49 minutes, and the ride is a long one, but I recall it taking forever and when we got there, I remember the doctor telling me that they had to put stitches into my finger and he told me that if I didn't look at it, the pain wouldn't hurt so much. Boy was that doctor wise, because it didn't really hurt at all. Maybe my nerves were all screamed out. Let this be a lesson to kids everywhere, don't use your middle finger for negativity, because you may regret it and I can tell you one thing, that's one lesson I will never forget. Parents you can use this as an example. I just wish I could have gotten a picture of my finger when the insides were sticking out.


Ari said...

Thank goodness you didn't get a picture of it! Heheh. Sorry about Eddie. I felt the same way when I found out Pat Morita died. Mr. Miyagi... Nooooooo! So heartbreaking.

mary had a little lamb
that's a fib, she had one crib, two kids and a bozo

I can't make heads or tails of it.


Kelly said...

all i can add to that is, huh?!!

Charles said...

LOL...that was close Ari, but remember one of those words is a dummy word. I will give another hint other than the in the title. This is a lyric from a rap, something doesn't rhyme...

Ari said...

That's a fib, she had two twins though
And one crib

I didn't see twins in there anywhere. But I'm guessing this is the secret sentence?


Auntie Lyn said...

Could it be??

Mary had a little lamb...
that's a fib, she had two kids
and one crib though.

Bozo is the extra word?

Auntie Lyn