Tuesday, November 29, 2005

My New Best Friend


Today and for the next few days this box will be my best friend! I will carry it wherever I go, and I will treat it with the utmost respect. This little box has saved countless sleeves from becoming soaked from mucus in my nose (commonly referred to as snot). It will be at my side, it will be at my computer desk, it will be with me while I watch TV, It will be with me while I rest. My newfound friend gives me it's soft cloth like substance that he secretes from the top of his well....Box Top, and it does this willingly, without any hesitation. Therefore I must thank this ever so generous entity for making my day a little better! Thank you Mr. Tissue Dispenser, I won't ever forget the sacrifice that you've made for me!

6 comments:

Galen Brannagh said...

It will be at my side, it will be at my computer desk, it will be with me while I watch TV, It will be with me while I rest.

Is that cold medicine starting to make you go Seussian?

I'll use my tissue on a train
I'll use my tissue in the rain
I will use it here and there
I will use it everywhere
I am such a tissue fan
Thank you, Mr. Kleenex Man


Dude, gimme another hit off of that NyQuil, will ya? ;)

DesLily said...

I amb really sorrbe dat you dot a code in your node!

ya knoow an elephant carries in his trunk?....... 3 feet of snot!

http://journals.aol.com/deslily/HereThereandEverywhere/

http://herethereandeverywhere2ndedition.blogspot.com/

Kelly said...

Aw, have some chicken noodle soup and call me in the morning

Ari said...

Awwwww! I hope you feel better. I like your new friend.

Sometimes the smallest things can be the biggest lifesavers.

Ari

Bon & Mal Mott said...

Hi, Charles, from a pair of Rochestarians and fellow devotees of tissue (Wegmans are somewhat harsh, don't you think?) It's nice to see another hometown dude living here in cyberspace. Stop by sometime.
Bon & Mal Mott

Bon & Mal Mott said...

Oh, the secret sentence? "I wear my sleeve upon my heart." And quite painful it is too. Heh heh.
Bon & Mal