Today and for the next few days this box will be my best friend! I will carry it wherever I go, and I will treat it with the utmost respect. This little box has saved countless sleeves from becoming soaked from mucus in my nose (commonly referred to as snot). It will be at my side, it will be at my computer desk, it will be with me while I watch TV, It will be with me while I rest. My newfound friend gives me it's soft cloth like substance that he secretes from the top of his well....Box Top, and it does this willingly, without any hesitation. Therefore I must thank this ever so generous entity for making my day a little better! Thank you Mr. Tissue Dispenser, I won't ever forget the sacrifice that you've made for me!
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It will be at my side, it will be at my computer desk, it will be with me while I watch TV, It will be with me while I rest.
Is that cold medicine starting to make you go Seussian?
I'll use my tissue on a train
I'll use my tissue in the rain
I will use it here and there
I will use it everywhere
I am such a tissue fan
Thank you, Mr. Kleenex Man
Dude, gimme another hit off of that NyQuil, will ya? ;)
I amb really sorrbe dat you dot a code in your node!
ya knoow an elephant carries in his trunk?....... 3 feet of snot!
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Aw, have some chicken noodle soup and call me in the morning
Awwwww! I hope you feel better. I like your new friend.
Sometimes the smallest things can be the biggest lifesavers.
Ari
Hi, Charles, from a pair of Rochestarians and fellow devotees of tissue (Wegmans are somewhat harsh, don't you think?) It's nice to see another hometown dude living here in cyberspace. Stop by sometime.
Bon & Mal Mott
Oh, the secret sentence? "I wear my sleeve upon my heart." And quite painful it is too. Heh heh.
Bon & Mal
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