Secret Sentence III

This is my third Secret Sentence, but it's my first on Blogspot. Basically this is a repeat of the last one I did with my AOL journal. The Mega Millions isn't $310 Million Dollars anymore.

Below, I wrote a journal entry and in my entry there are Blue words in bold scattered throughout it. You have to form the correct sentence from the words that I have given you! I will be giving you a dummy word to make it a little more difficult. The people who guess correctly will be put in a drawing of sorts, and the winner gets to have a sentence of their choice in the next "Secret Sentence"! However, the winner cannot guess in the next "Secret Sentence" if they submit a sentence in. I'll post the answer at the end of the week!

Secret Sentence: Unsinkable Delusions of Grandeur

I wasn't able to go online yesterday, because it was very windy outside. I guess the wind was so powerful, that it knocked the phone line out. I wonder if ours was the only one affected or not. Anyways I get on this morning to ease my "withdrawal" from not being able to go online yesterday, and I wasn't able to edit or add entries to my journal for time. I started throwing a little fit, and then I just calmed down, and went to the message board and posted a comment about it. Then I came back to my journal, still no change, then I looked for my syringe and some drug residue and.....oh yeah this is a journal that's right! Well figuratively, the residue was any hope of me being able to post my Secret Sentence entry, which I'm doing right now. The syringe is my stupid computer, which can't connect with out a phone line (dial-up, you got to love it).
I can honestly say that the last couple of days have been interesting. I don't know if I wrote about my "half empty, half full" windowor not. Well either way the window pane was partially sticking out, the seal on it gave out and the window was more like a spoiler on a car. A few months ago I tried to grab the window, but I couldn't bring it back into place without gettingmy hands stuck. So then I got a band-aid and tried to use that, I failed with that not so brilliant idea. Finally I used a pair of tweezers and I got it in place, but only temporarily. It popped back out, dangling in the wind as if it was trying to tell me to let it go so it can fly freely into the wind as if it was the "King Of All Windows". Can you imagine me trying to talk to a window. "Look Mr. Window, if you come loose you won't go anywhere but down." Sunday night it was very windy, and I didn't even think about the window. I just wanted to watch the Bills game and then slip away quietly into the night (as closed to death without going over...the price is right.) Eventually I fell asleep, with two minutes left of the Bills game (Go Bills).
When I woke up in the middle of the night, I noticed that my window shade was a bit more action filled than normal. When I saw it blow over my lamp I knew. The stupid window made a "break" for it. I didn't even care. I was very tired with the erratic work schedule and lack of sleep. So I just let lied there in bed and went back to sleep. When I woke up Monday morning, I went outside to look for the remains (i'm saying it as if its a dead body or something). I was surprised that the window only broke into two pieces, because it fell from three stories. Of course after I brought the stupid glass into the house, I went and got a garbage bag and covered the hole. The only problem with that is the noise that the bag makes.
The Mega Millions is $310 Million Dollars. What in the world is going on. I feel like the NYS Lotto is out to make me go crazy. It's a good thing I have off today (LOL). Someone else gets to deal with the insanity. Let me just say that I have my ticket, because you got to be in it to win it. I remember a joke that my mom sent me via email. There was this woman praying to God. She asked him to let her win the lotto jackpot, and when she didn't she asked him why. In response God told her that she has to buy a ticket first. It's amazing that I can't get one number in that stupid jackpot. I wonder what I would have to say to actually win. Maybe I should make a rap about it. Ahem......just kidding! King Kong, Mega Millions, and Lotto (well someone actually won the lotto jackpot.
Speaking of Lotto. This guy named Ron won $5000 dollars on a instant ticket...AGAIN! Thats right...again. He won it once at our store earlier this year, and before that he says he won at a Mobile gas station. He also won $1000 twice at our store and he also found out that he didn't have cancer. He plays the $5 and $10 dollar tickets. The ticket he recently won on is called "250,000,000 Bonanza". Wish I had some of his luck, maybe it'll rub off if I rub his bald head.