An Axe and Two 38's!

My Mom Sent this via Email to me:

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from anevening of Religious service when she was startled by anintruder.As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of itsvaluables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from yoursin...).The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.The woman calmly called the police and explained what shehad done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked theburglar, "Why did you just stand there? All she did was yella scripture to you.""Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXEand two 38's!"