Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Don't get your teeth knocked out by that football

I was at work Sunday and I was thinking about something. Every Sunday, I come home and sit and watch football, and I watch my Bills play or another good game on TV. I hear people say how we don't know the names of all 50 States in the U.S. I bet if you sat for a moment and thought it, you would never figure out the names of all 32 NFL teams. There I was at work, trying to figure this out, and luckily for me I don't have any hair to rip out, because I would have ripped it out. It might sound easy, but it isn't. Unless you have an NFL package with a cable, or a dish company, you wouldn't be able to see every game, and every team play. I finally got the chance to see the Texans play, and that was because they were playing my Bills.

Using the Honor System!

Here is a challenge for you (if you love football anyways). Sit down and see if you can figure out the names of all 32 teams. No Cheating! See how many of them you get.

Only in our Lost and Found!

Okay a typical lost and found would include keys, prescriptions, gloves, glasses, wallets, cards/ID's, umbrellas, and canes (we have a pimp cane).....right? First off, I just don't see how someone can lose there Credit Card or there license. That should be stuck to there hip! Then again so should a Walker. I thought it was weird before, when we had a woman lose her keys down the toilet! Now it seems normal compared to what we got on the 15th.



Don't worry, we've got the Tooth Fairy on this one. After all she is the world's best tooth expert, is she not?

How does one lose there dentures? I won't go any further with this, because someday, I may be one of those people who are gumming. You should have saw the look on my co-worker's face when the cart person brought them in.

5 comments:

Jeff said...

I have to tell you. I thought the NFL exercise would be a piece of cake. With all the expansion and the switching of divisions, it was harder than I thought. I got 31 right away, but it took some thinking to get the stupid Saints! Who knows why.

Chelle said...

Eh, sonny boy. Speak up! I can't hear you without my teeth! :oD

X. Dell said...

My grandmother suffers from Alzheimers, so she often leaves her dentures around and can't find them.

Using the honor system:

NFC East
Cowboys
Eagles
Giants
Redskins

NFC North
Bears
Lions
Packers
Vikings

NFC West
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams
49'ers

NFC South
Panthers
Saints
Falcons
Buccaneers

AFC East
Bills
Jets
Patriots
Dolphins

AFC Central
Bengals
Browns
Steelers
Ravens

AFC West
Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

AFC South
Jaguars
Texans
Colts
Titans

Not so hard when you break them down into divisions--even though I might have screwed up a division or two:-)

Chris said...

Darn.....that was harder than I though but I only gave myself 5 minutes. I am ashamed to admit.....24/32. I can't BELIEVE the ones I missed either.

And chelle.....do you care to explain exactly WHAT you took out your teeth for? LOL.

Chris
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Jeannette said...

I hope who ever lost the teeth had a spare set to eat their Thanksgiving dinner with!