Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Let's Talk About Sex...Let's Not!

One night when I was getting off of work, I go to a cashier's checkout to buy some groceries. Now I have said this before, "I am not good at starting conversations". For some reason I decide to start one with the cashier. She knows when I am at work I don't need a plastic bag, but this time I have a coat on. She asks me Am I going home? I tell yeah, and that I am tired, and I am going to go to bed when I get home. "I'm not a morning person, and I have been at work since 7am" I had been up since 5:30am by the way.

For some reason this cashier...She tells me that she was up early too, and that she kept bugging her boyfriend for sex. I'm...I'm like, "did she say, sex or socks"? I was so tired that I really didn't know. Then she tells me that he has a habit of waking her up whenever he wants something (I distinctively remember her not saying anything about him bothering her for some lovin'). However she on the other hand, she reiterated her first sentence. She did say sex! She woke him up for sex, and I'm thinking to myself, "If I wanted to know about your love life I would ask". "Too Much information, now I got it pictured in my head...Get it out, Get it out"! Actually I was more ticked off about it. Here we are in a public place, and all I wanted to do is have a nice conversation, and then BAM!

I think there was only one time when I initiated conversation about sex with someone, and that was when I lost my ytinigriv. I really don't like listening in about someone else's sex life, or talking about mines or lack there of. It's not me! If I'm close to you and I can talk to you about anything well maybe, but, this girl, she is a stranger to me. All I know is her name, and where she works, nothing else, and she blurts out of no where that she bugged her boyfriend for some boot knocking.

Another thing I hate is when I hear guys talking about there latest conquest, or how this girl is easy or blah blah blah. The only time I would talk about sex is with the love of my life, that's it! I will be honest though, I was a little surprised that a woman would wake up a man and ask for sex. Usually it's the other way around...right???

7 comments:

redsneakz said...

I'm so with you. I don't want to hear about whether someone wakes up her SO to bump uglies, and I don't want to hear about the latest girl who he talked out of her pants.

Jeff said...

I agree with you. However, some people are pretty open and the cashier bringing it up may be her way of taking you from a stranger to a familiar acquaintance towards friendship. I mean if she sees you every day . . .

If that is the case, it doesn't work for everyone, does it? ;)

Ari said...

You know, if I even looked like I wanted to start a conversation about sex with a customer, I'd so be fired. How in the heck does she get away with that!?

One time at band camp...

heheheh

Ari

Chelle said...

::gasps:: You typed the "s" word. I'm so innocent that I dunno what yer talking about....

::adjusts halo::

*giggle*

Chris said...

It's amazing to me how people deliver "customer service" these days....


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Two Write Hands said...

I guess they figure if it's all over TV and the big screen, it's suitable for mixed company. I blame Hollywood for your misfortune. I hate when people give me those kind of mental pictures. Like you said, "Get it out!" :)

ChasingMoksha said...

TMI!

It is this whole "personal is political" crap.