Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Don't get your teeth knocked out by that football

I was at work Sunday and I was thinking about something. Every Sunday, I come home and sit and watch football, and I watch my Bills play or another good game on TV. I hear people say how we don't know the names of all 50 States in the U.S. I bet if you sat for a moment and thought it, you would never figure out the names of all 32 NFL teams. There I was at work, trying to figure this out, and luckily for me I don't have any hair to rip out, because I would have ripped it out. It might sound easy, but it isn't. Unless you have an NFL package with a cable, or a dish company, you wouldn't be able to see every game, and every team play. I finally got the chance to see the Texans play, and that was because they were playing my Bills.

Using the Honor System!

Here is a challenge for you (if you love football anyways). Sit down and see if you can figure out the names of all 32 teams. No Cheating! See how many of them you get.

Only in our Lost and Found!

Okay a typical lost and found would include keys, prescriptions, gloves, glasses, wallets, cards/ID's, umbrellas, and canes (we have a pimp cane).....right? First off, I just don't see how someone can lose there Credit Card or there license. That should be stuck to there hip! Then again so should a Walker. I thought it was weird before, when we had a woman lose her keys down the toilet! Now it seems normal compared to what we got on the 15th.



Don't worry, we've got the Tooth Fairy on this one. After all she is the world's best tooth expert, is she not?

How does one lose there dentures? I won't go any further with this, because someday, I may be one of those people who are gumming. You should have saw the look on my co-worker's face when the cart person brought them in.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:15 PM

    I have to tell you. I thought the NFL exercise would be a piece of cake. With all the expansion and the switching of divisions, it was harder than I thought. I got 31 right away, but it took some thinking to get the stupid Saints! Who knows why.

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  2. Eh, sonny boy. Speak up! I can't hear you without my teeth! :oD

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  3. My grandmother suffers from Alzheimers, so she often leaves her dentures around and can't find them.

    Using the honor system:

    NFC East
    Cowboys
    Eagles
    Giants
    Redskins

    NFC North
    Bears
    Lions
    Packers
    Vikings

    NFC West
    Cardinals
    Seahawks
    Rams
    49'ers

    NFC South
    Panthers
    Saints
    Falcons
    Buccaneers

    AFC East
    Bills
    Jets
    Patriots
    Dolphins

    AFC Central
    Bengals
    Browns
    Steelers
    Ravens

    AFC West
    Chiefs
    Chargers
    Broncos
    Raiders

    AFC South
    Jaguars
    Texans
    Colts
    Titans

    Not so hard when you break them down into divisions--even though I might have screwed up a division or two:-)

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  4. Darn.....that was harder than I though but I only gave myself 5 minutes. I am ashamed to admit.....24/32. I can't BELIEVE the ones I missed either.

    And chelle.....do you care to explain exactly WHAT you took out your teeth for? LOL.

    Chris
    My Blog

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  5. Anonymous6:23 PM

    I hope who ever lost the teeth had a spare set to eat their Thanksgiving dinner with!

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